What a call from a 2 yr old sounds like

Read the bolded as yelled

My dad: Say Hello
Oliver: Hewo
My dad: Say I'm taking milk
Oliver: taking MILK
My dad: Say I am reading a book
Oliver: reading BOOK
My dad: Say I love you mama
Oliver: I U mama
My dad: Say come home soon mama
Oliver: soon mama
Oliver: NO SOON MAMA
Oliver: my phone, my phone, finish

cue ringtone in my ear

cue heart melting

cue no work will get done the rest of the day, sorry boss