My cell phone the gold fish

UPDATE: old phone works, new phone gone back :-)


My cell phone suffered a watery death this morning when I dropped it into the toilet. This was my favorite cell phone of all times. I liked the colors, the gazillion options were easily to forget, the 5 I needed to know were easy to remember. Alas, it is gone now. In it's place, I have purchased a new one:


After 2 hours of pushing buttons, reading the manual, I have come to the conclusion that this one has even more options that I will never use. Why can't I find a phone that does what I want my phone to do (e.g. call people and have people call me) and not a hundred other things (e.g. bake a cake, make a video of baking the cake, emailing the video to everyone I know and so on and so forth)?